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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.29.13

I’m sure you guys have gathered that I’m filling in for Fish while he’s “whistlin’ dixie” or whatever the southern phrase is for discreetly checking out boardshort bulges from behind aviators....

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Vida Guerra in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 4.30.13

Alright guys, it’s the end of day two of a week for me with my boss out of the office. Although, I’m confident his spirit can be felt. No wait, that’s just my jock itch acting up again. The point here...

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Melissa Satta in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13

Alright guys, another day, another Richard Grieco-less crap post that yes, feels like cheating to me too. Today’s random bikini chick got way more than five pics and as far as I can see doesn’t have...

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Helen Flanagan & Gemma Merna at FHM’s Sexiest Women Awards: The Crap I Missed...

Here are Helen Flanagan and Gemma Merna, two women I know exactly four things about, at The FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2013 Launch Party. It seems to be a classy affair designed either to...

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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 2.20.14

Today’s The Crap We Missed is just a giant gallery of Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin, or “The Female Jennifer Nicole Lee,” as I’m calling her. They’re practically the same person, right down...

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Anais Zanotti & Coralie Teraiefa In Bikinis: The Crap I Missed – 2.28.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed where I return you to your normally scheduled butt floss post instead of whatever kind of Rust Cohle seizure my brain just had down there. (Can you tell Fish was...

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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Friday 4.25.14

Alright guys, Fish is officially south of the Mason-Dixon line by now, which if you’re a regular reader, you know means he will be terrified for the next week I’m steering the tit-ship solo for a...

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Casey Batchelor in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.28.14

Posted by Photo Boy It’s vacation mode TCWM time, so here goes another round of random shitty show star/model person, Casey Batchelor, in a bikini, because Fish is a selfish bastard who doesn’t care if...

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Andrea Calle in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.29.14

Posted by Photo Boy Here’s Andrea Calle, whose bio says she has something to do with MMA, so I’m kind of confused as to why she’s not pretending to work out. I’m also starting to realize that posting...

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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.30.14

Posted by Photo Boy I’ve got another site first-timer for you here with Katie Cassidy. She’s on Arrow now, but you may remember her as Maggie Grace‘s friend who died and nobody gave a shit in Taken or...

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Taylor Momsen & Some Gold-Painted Naked Chicks Are The Crap I Missed – 5.1.14

Posted by Photo Boy Because Katie Cassidy was the only chick in a bikini I found today and according to my calculations here *crumbles up Wendy’s receipt* exactly six of you looked at those yesterday,...

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Lisa Opie in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 5.2.14

Here’s Lisa Opie trying out this new thing where you take your phone and aim it at your face and tits, then post it all over the Internet. I think they’re calling it a selfie. Sounds so dumb right?...

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Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

Posted by Photo Boy It’s been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football...

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Amy Lee Summers’ Butt Is The Crap I Missed

Amy Lee Summers pimping the dirt water is The Crap I Missed.

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Joy Corrigan Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

Joy Corrigan in a bikini is The Crap I Missed.

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Anais Zanotti Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

Anais Zanotti in a bikini is The Crap I Missed.

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Olympia Valance Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

Olympia Valance in a bikini is The Crap I Missed.

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